cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

  • stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?
  • me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side
  • clown: (honks a B-flat)

hokagee:

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband


pr1nceshawn:

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

grvnite:

bonanzajellybean:

gavinbelsons:

ethereal-trashgoddess:

eastafrician:

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

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Originally posted by harlequinnade

@sarah-is-still-alive

pastelnuva:

there are only two genders, “Crack open a cold one” and “Take a fucking sip, babes”


nelchiaroscuro:

Paris architecture, Paris light


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